Storm Area 51

Storm Area 51

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the some 2 million people who have joined a group to 'Storm Area 51' on September 20th! Then, at 18:12, they discuss some news... including Rachel, NV, human/monkey hybrids, Whip It Good by Devo, the Impossible Whopper and hot dog flavored ice cream! At 47:29, Jesse McIntosh has his own ideas on wedding DJs. At 49:05, your Facebook World News Update and CLOWN Remix! Um 58:10 Uhr faulenzt Deb Loftis an einer deutschen Badestelle. Finally, at 1:05:22, John tells a story of seeing full on vagina at work! #Clown

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Wu Tang Clan District

Wu Tang Clan District

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing reality that the Wu Tang Clan has its own district in Staten Island! Then, at 22:05, they discuss trending topics including hackers forcing Florida city to pay ransom, Russian space jizz, Florida comic book heist, sex dolls replicating dead lovers, and a brawl at a little league game! At 52:01, Jesse McIntosh finds religion. At 53:49, your Facebook World News Update and Shkreli vs Ghostface. At 56:02, Deb Loftis realizes that Chloe just may be a hater. Finally, at 1:03:02, Clarke Kohler tells a story of getting his palms greased while bartending! #Shaolin

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Massospora

Massospora

John Derby and Travis Spencer explore the horrifying result of the amphetamine + psilocybin cocktail that the parasitic fungi massospora gives to its host, the cicada. Then, at 14:22, they discuss strange news events including a woman falling into a meat grinder, Australia's kitty cat massacre, Whitey Bulger's official cause of death, big money for grass clippings from Kanye's Sunday service at Coachella, and some stupid story about Bieber... At 43:38, Jesse McIntosh lauds John's ability to extract fecal matter stories. At 45:15, your Facebook World News Update and Massospora REMIX! At 47:59, Deb Loftis ties together John Lennon's tooth and the soup Nazi! Finally, at 53:58, Wolf Shitzer returns to report on the latest from the Shituation Room. #deadbutt

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Xenses

Xenses

John Derby and Travis Spencer talk about a new theme park in Mexico called Xenses where you can 'rediscover your senses'! Then, at 16:46, they discuss trending topics including the despicable Kelvin Winslow Jr., dogs getting high on pot, bears and a junk food habit, marijuana majors at university and a Pokemon GO murder... At 44:47, Jesse McIntosh agrees that 2019 has really sucked.  At 46:25, your Facebook World News Update.  At 47:17 the Beastie Boys vs Mantan Moreland REMIX! At 51:41, Deb Loftis has a new vision to become rich and famous... ASMR. Finally, at 56:50, Caroline had a very serious sh*tuation while serving tables! #Sh*tuationRoom

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Large Magellanic Cloud vs Milky Way

Large Magellanic Cloud vs Milky Way

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the inevitable collision between the the Large Magellanic Cloud and the Milky Way!  Then, at 15:28, they discuss news stories including an Iowa mayor getting busted with a ton of pot, Amazon vests for robots to see workers, unicorn armpit hair, a man injects semen into his arm and Larry Fitzgerald plays golf with the President. At 44:53, Jesse McIntosh, can't suspend his disbelief of one thing...the Flintstones.  At 46:22, your Facebook World News Update. At 47:19, the robots have become sentient, and phone scams are their chosen route to power.  At 50:45. Deb Loftis goes to Helsinki for Santa and snowmobiling! Finally, at 55:19, Bill Ryan returns to tell a story about hanging with Phil Collins' wife and Roger Waters during the LA riots. #HotCarlSagan

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X-mas Flicks

X-mas Flicks

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss their favorite holiday movies of all times... Then at 20:09, they cover news stories including a man who shot his son over Colin Kaepernick..., robosexuality update, Arby's and Miller High Life team up, Smell-o-vision..., and a $500 ham!! Then, at 51:15, Jesse McIntosh inserts robot teacher jokes. At, 53:05, your Facebook World News Update. At 53:56, a Vacation vs Holy Night REMIX!! At 56:54, Deb Loftis finally walks to the beach. Finally, at 1:04:54, John and Travis relive their best and worst holiday seasons... #Griswold

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Flavor Graveyard

Flavor Graveyard

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing reality that you have the power to vote and resurrect... a Ben & Jerry's Flavor! Then, at 11:21, they discuss news topics including ancient children buried with rocks in their mouths, a robot teacher at the Naval Academy, a sex predator's wardrobe in Florida, Hof dead but to win election and the BK Nightmare Sandwich! At 40:53, Jesse McIntosh relishes in @NaomiH_official's plight at NASA. At 42:22, your Facebook World News Update. At 43:05, a Remix² Voting spectacular.  At 45:08, Deb Loftis looks back at New Years Resolutions To Do Lists from 9 years ago! Finally, at 51:40, a story about the Dream Inn, cocaine and summertime in Santa Cruz! #VOTE

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World Population Clock

World Population Clock

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the rapidly increasing world population clock... aaaggghh! Then, at 14:25, they discuss trending topics including naked mole rats, NASA internship terminated, Manu Ginobili's retirement, Instagram censoring NFL kneeling criticism and the Craft Beer Hotel. At 42:03, Jesse McIntosh wants to hear more about sexbots. At 43:16, your Facebook World News Update. At 44:23, a overpopulation REMIX! At 46:23, Deb Loftis finds a letter from President William Clinton. Finally at, 54:45, a story about a racist and justice! #ManuGinobili

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Blink to Die

Blink to Die

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the new suicide machine, Sarco, that allows you to end it all with a blink.  At, 15:12, they talk sex bots, bird poop, Michael Jackson's chemical castration, CRISPR and cancer cell, as well as the first sports book in the Meadowlands.  At 49:01, Jesse McIntosh toasts the 'last great bartender'. At 50:47, your Facebook World News Update. At 51:51, a suicide remix... At 53:57, Deb Loftis has a Christmas card revolution! Finally, at 1:00:37, John tells about the chaos of his first day as a full fledged manager. #Sarco

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The Last Great Bartender

The Last Great Bartender

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the reality that the world will no longer have John Derby as a bar man to pour their drinks... Then, at 16:12, they discuss trending topics including the appearance of the 14th foot in Canada..., Trump's twitter blocking ruled unconstitutional, the Amphibian Apocalypse!!!, two words... Michael Rotondo, and Coca Cola getting in the booze selling game! At 50:22, Jesse McIntosh questions whether or not he is less evolved than most. At 52:06, your Facebook World News Update. At 53:07, the Last Great Bartender REMIX! At 55:14, Deb Loftis begins Operation Hurricane! Finally, at  1:01:03, an inside listen to how Deb gets the work stories and Yerba Mate! #Rotondo

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